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[Music]

Host:
Gentlemen, club is open for business. Please come in.

Host:
Hello. Welcome. Please come in. Please come in. If you make your way over to Justin, welcome to the night and day. Please come this way with me. Thank you very much. And have a seat right here.

Host:
Thanks. Thank you. Uh, welcome to the light of day. Please come inside.

Host:
Let's have three people here, please. Three people here.

Host:
Welcome. Welcome to the Night and Day Club. Thank you so much for coming. We have four people here, please. Thank you so much.

Host:
You're welcome. Welcome. Welcome to the night and day. Thank you for coming. This way, please. One of the nights.

Host:
Thank you so much. Thank you. Thanks. Welcome. Welcome. Please come this way. We have three people here.

Host:
Thank you so much. Welcome. Welcome back.

[Music]

Host:
Welcome. Hello. Welcome. Please follow this way with me and have—

Guest (J):
Thank you so much.

Host:
So, what would you like to drink, Jane?

Jane:
A whiskey and an orange.

Jonah:
An orange juice.

Host:
Okay. What's it? Jonah?

Jane:
Jonah.

Host:
A whiskey and an orange juice, please.

Jane:
Thank you.

[Music]

Host:
Welcome to the United. Thank you so much for being here. It's so lovely to see so many faces. Night and day.

Performer:
The beat is jumping for joy.
I got a slamming. Best musician in London.
This is the place for loud.
Night and day.
You are my client's house.
All kinds of people.
I can tell a glass of wine or two.
Whiskey and champagne are awesome.

[Music]

Guest:
What's that?

[Music]

Performer:
Night and day. This is my John.
All the beat is jumping for joy.
I got a slam and bang.
Best musicians in London.
This is the place for loud.

[Applause]

Guest:
Can I have another one, please?

Bartender:
Oh yeah. Coming right up. So, are you enjoying this evening's show so far?

Guest:
Yeah, the music is fantastic. These guys are brilliant.

Host:
I'm sure I recognize you. Have I seen you around here before? Do you come here often?

Guest:
I don’t think so. Not particularly.

Host:
How long have you worked here?

Bartender:
Oh, as long as I can remember. My family owned the place, so I’ve been helping out ever since I was a little boy. I’ve been serving wine since I was nine.

Guest:
That’s fine. Very good. I imagine you think you're some sort of poet.

Bartender:
And don’t I know it?

Host:
So, uh, why don’t you tell me who this glass of whiskey is for?

Bartender:
Huh? None of your business.

Guest:
It's okay. I can guess. Let me see...
You come to the jazz club, the lights are low, music's packed...
I think you're here for a first date.

[Music]

[Singing Begins – Duet / Performer(s)]:
Holding hands at midnight, the starry sky.
And you can get it if you try.
Strolling with the one... sigh after sigh.
Nice work if you can get it, and you can get it if you try.
Loving one who loves you, and then making that vow.
Nice if you can get it. If you can get it, won’t you tell me how?

[Music Interlude]

Performer:
One, two, one, two, one, two, three!
The rings, please. You make us cry.

[Music]

Host:
I'm not—

[Music]

Guest:
So, is that it?

Host:
No. What?

Guest:
Jonah, come on. Get back to work. Come on, come on. Make yourself useful.

Jonah:
Yes, ma'am. Right away.

[Music]

Host:
Well, actually, here at the Night and Day, we like to say anytime is a good time to celebrate. So, let's have some musical cocktail requests.

Host:
Right. Okay, ladies and gentlemen, if you look on your tables in front of you, you'll see we've got our musical cocktail menu. Some delectable treats. We’d like to know what you’d like to hear this evening.

Host (to audience):
You there — you fancy sampling this evening?

Audience Member:
Bluesy Mary.

Host:
Bluesy Mary. Fantastic choice.

Host (to another table):
How about over here? What takes your fancy this evening?

Audience Member:
Espresso Martini.

Host:
Classic. Okay, let's get one more suggestion. How about from this table?

Audience Member:
Yeah. Syncopated Sidecar.

Host:
Syncopated Sidecar? That sounds fun. Okay, yes! Let’s do a Syncopated Sidecar.
Simon, take a rest. I got this one.

[Music Performance: Syncopated Sidecar]

[Performance Continues]

Guest (late arrival):
Hello everybody!

Host:
Hey, you missed my big moment.

Late Guest:
Yeah, sorry, work stuff. But I caught the end of it. Very impressive.

Host:
Thank you very much. My mother was an amazing pianist. She taught me everything I know.

Late Guest:
Wow. All that syncopation.

Host:
Yeah. You like it?

Late Guest:
Is there anybody musical in your family?

Guest:
Oh. Sorry — something important.

Host:
Work stuff?

Late Guest:
Never stops. Hope they’re paying you overtime on a Friday evening.

Host:
You know how it is. Meetings. People being rubbish.

Late Guest:
Yeah. I get it now.

Host:
What?

Late Guest:
You’re not here on a date, are you?

Host:
Oh, we’re still playing this game?

Late Guest:
Yes, we are. This is fun for me.

Host:
It’s not particularly fun.

Late Guest:
You're a high-flying businesswoman here for an important meeting.

[Music]